This list was submitted by Old Soldiers on Thursday, December 30th, 2010 at 9:03 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
9 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
8 | Not Famous | ||
7 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
6 | Not Famous | ||
5 | Ayatollah Khamenei | Alive | 85 |
4 | Not Famous | ||
3 | Leonard Peltier | Alive | ? |
2 | Doug Harvey | January 13th, 2018 | 87 |
1 | Jimmy Breslin | March 19th, 2017 | 86 |
7 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021