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This list was submitted by Old Soldiers on Thursday, December 30th, 2010 at 9:03 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
9Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
8Not Famous 
7Christopher Hitchens December 15th, 201162
6Not Famous 
5Ayatollah KhameneiAlive85
4Not Famous 
3Leonard PeltierAlive?
2Doug HarveyJanuary 13th, 201887
1Jimmy BreslinMarch 19th, 201786
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021