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This list was submitted by Tomtsled on Tuesday, December 24th, 2002 at 8:45 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Joe EszterhasAlive?
8Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
7Sammy GravanoAlive81
6Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
5Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
4Madame Chiang Kai-Shek October 23rd, 2003106
3Lester Maddox June 25th, 200387
2Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021