I defend murderers — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by laptoplg on Thursday, December 19th, 2002 at 11:01 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Al Lewis	February 3rd, 2006	82
9	Billy Preston	June 6th, 2006	59
8	Abe Vigoda	January 26th, 2016	94
7	Art Carney	November 9th, 2003	85
6	Augusto Pinochet	December 10th, 2006	91
5	Ariel Sharon	January 11th, 2014	85
4	Ann Davis	June 1st, 2014	88
3	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
2	Bob Packwood	Alive	?
1	Don Pardo	August 18th, 2014	96
10 points		2 hits

Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019