This list was submitted by laptoplg on Thursday, December 19th, 2002 at 11:01 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
| 9 | Billy Preston | June 6th, 2006 | 59 |
| 8 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 7 | Art Carney | November 9th, 2003 | 85 |
| 6 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 5 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 4 | Ann Davis | June 1st, 2014 | 88 |
| 3 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 2 | Bob Packwood | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Don Pardo | August 18th, 2014 | 96 |
| 10 points | 2 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999