Elvin Jones

Maybe now he'll stop fucking banging on everything in sight! Sheesh.

Name
Elvin Jones
Birthday
September 9, 1927
Age
76
Died on
Tuesday, May 18th, 2004
Famous
Confirmed
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2003
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Elvin Jones was never played in a game.

 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.

(d) January 21st, 1999