This list was submitted by USER02834 on Thursday, April 11th, 2002 at 4:54 AM PDT for The March '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 9 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 8 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 7 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 6 | Benny Carter | July 12th, 2003 | 95 |
| 5 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 4 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
| 3 | Rosemary Clooney | June 29th, 2002 | 74 |
| 2 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 1 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 17 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998