Here are the standings for The March '02 Lee Jr., which ran from March 1st, 2002 to August 31st, 2002. The participants in this game created 543 lists featuring 502 potential stiffs, 20 of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Circling Vulture - Die Already! | USER03854 | 6 | 28 |
| 2. | Die2W | USER02661 | 5 | 33 |
| 3. | JODAMODAMAN FREEBIE | USER03841 | 5 | 33 |
| 4. | Planet Clementia | USER01123 | 5 | 32 |
| 5. | Putting the FUN in FUNeral | USER03877 | 5 | 31 |
| 6. | Vicious Piranha® The Rites Of Spring | USER02830 | 5 | 31 |
| 7. | DCB 5: In the Event Roone Arledge Dies | USER01330 | 5 | 30 |
| 8. | DePressED 2 | USER02659 | 5 | 30 |
| 9. | Die2Z | USER02661 | 5 | 30 |
| 10. | Circling Vulture | USER00780 | 5 | 29 |
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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999