This list was submitted by DePressED on Thursday, February 28th, 2002 at 10:24 PM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 9 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 8 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 7 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 6 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
| 5 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
| 4 | Dorothy Rodham | November 1st, 2011 | 92 |
| 3 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 2 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
| 1 | Gordon Cooper | October 4th, 2004 | 77 |
| 11 points | 2 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999