This list was submitted by E-Brake on Thursday, February 28th, 2002 at 7:29 PM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
| 8 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 7 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 6 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 5 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 4 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 3 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
| 2 | Arthur Clarke | March 19th, 2008 | 90 |
| 1 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 15 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998