Tobacco Death Road

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This list was submitted by USER02783 on Monday, January 21st, 2002 at 5:41 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Desmond TutuDecember 26th, 202190
8Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
7Jim MarshallJune 3rd, 202587
6Dudley Moore March 27th, 200266
5Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
4Milton Berle March 27th, 200293
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Ted Williams July 5th, 2002?
1Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon March 30th, 200294
23 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021