This list was submitted by USER02757 on Monday, January 21st, 2002 at 5:17 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
| 8 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 7 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 6 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 5 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
| 4 | P.W. Botha | October 31st, 2006 | 90 |
| 3 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
| 2 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 1 | Corey Haim | March 10th, 2010 | 38 |
| 26 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003