The Chick Magnet In His '79 Camaro 1

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This list was submitted by USER01531 on Wednesday, January 16th, 2002 at 2:57 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Bob Hayes September 18th, 200259
8Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
7Roone Arledge December 5th, 200271
6Billy Wilder March 27th, 200295
5Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
4Milton Berle March 27th, 200293
3Bashful Brother Oswald October 17th, 200290
2Jack Buck June 18th, 200277
1Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
41 points 7 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999