This list was submitted by SquirtingSasquatch69 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 8:55 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 | William Shatner | Alive | 95 |
| 8 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 7 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 96 |
| 6 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 5 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 96 |
| 4 | David Attenborough | Alive | 100 |
| 3 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Christina Applegate | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Al Pacino | Alive | 86 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002