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This list was submitted by thephillyguy on Wednesday, December 31st, 2025 at 7:50 PM PST for The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10David AttenboroughAlive100
9Noam ChomskyAlive?
8Mel BrooksAlive100
7Dick Van DykeAlive100
6Buzz AldrinAlive96
5Donald TrumpAlive80
4Mick JaggerAlive83
3Kareem Abdul-JabbarAlive79
2Imelda MarcosAlive?
1John AstinAlive?
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The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000