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The 2026 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

The italian job

Submitted by gingy94 on December 22, 2025.

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The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 King Charles IIIAlive Alive ?
9 Donald TrumpAlive Alive 80
8 Nancy PelosiAlive Alive 86
7 Mitch McConnellAlive Alive ?
6 Michael SchumacherAlive Alive 57
5 Michael CaineAlive Alive 93
4 Sir Ian McKellenAlive Alive 87
3 Al PacinoAlive Alive 86
2 Steven SpielbergAlive Alive 79
1 Steven SeagalAlive Alive ?

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.