This list was submitted by chillybilly on Tuesday, December 31st, 2024 at 12:20 PM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Button | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Pope Francis | April 21st, 2025 | 88 |
| 8 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 96 |
| 7 | Barbara Barrie | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Willie Nelson | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 100 |
| 4 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Britney Spears | Alive | 44 |
| 2 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Harvey Weinstein | Alive | ? |
| 9 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003