Tonight's forecast calls for increasing chest pains followed by perpetual darkness.

Name
George Carlin
Birthday
May 12, 1937
Age
71
Died on
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008
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George Carlin
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Guess the Stiff!

Flopping around on her four-poster bed like a trout in a rowboat, she finally kicked the proverbial bucket, going tits-up with all the panache and sophistication of a can of yams.

(d) September 3rd, 2001