This list was submitted by Rex on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 10:10 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 9 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
| 8 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 95 |
| 7 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 6 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 5 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
| 4 | Ozzy Osbourne | July 22nd, 2025 | 76 |
| 3 | Rudy Giuliani | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Artie Lange | Alive | 58 |
| 1 | Bruce Willis | Alive | ? |
| 15 points | 2 hits |
Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.
(d) October 2nd, 1998