Don't Fear the Reaper / Gov

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This list was submitted by MOJO on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 8:07 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Momma's Mausoleum Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Shannen Doherty July 13th, 202453
9Sophia LorenAlive?
8Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
7Pending Fame Committee Review 
6Pope FrancisApril 21st, 202588
5Rudy GiulianiAlive?
4Vladimir PutinAlive?
3Donald TrumpAlive80
2James Earl Jones September 9th, 202493
1Johnny DeppAlive?
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000