This list was submitted by Jon00060 on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 6:09 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
9 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
8 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
7 | Pope Francis | Alive | 88 |
6 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
5 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 98 |
4 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 98 |
3 | Ethel Kennedy | October 10th, 2024 | 96 |
2 | Willie Mays | June 18th, 2024 | 93 |
1 | Toby Keith | February 6th, 2024 | 62 |
30 points | 6 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998