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This list was submitted by sleddog on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 1:37 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob Newhart July 18th, 202494
9Mel BrooksAlive99
8Glynis Johns January 4th, 2024100
7Eva SaintAlive?
6Robert DuvallAlive95
5Dick Van DykeAlive100
4Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
3David AttenboroughAlive100
2Rupert MurdochAlive95
1Tommy ChongAlive87
18 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998