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This list was submitted by Bones Marie on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 10:09 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2024 Who Ya Got? Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Buzz AldrinAlive95
9Mitch McConnellAlive?
8Alan AldaAlive89
7Donald TrumpAlive79
6Gene HackmanFebruary 17th, 202595
5Clint EastwoodAlive95
4Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
3Pending Fame Committee Review 
2William ShatnerAlive94
1Ringo StarrAlive85
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014