Time for that NAP

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This list was submitted by Chris Goulart on Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 at 10:14 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Willie NelsonAlive?
9Dick Van DykeAlive99
8Jon VoightAlive?
7Christopher LloydAlive?
6Donald TrumpAlive79
5Donald Sutherland June 20th, 202488
4Michael DouglasAlive81
3Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
2Tommy ChongAlive87
1Gerry AdamsAlive?
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998