This list was submitted by BoJack Hearseman on Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 at 7:08 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | William Shatner | Alive | 94 |
| 9 | Michael Caine | Alive | 92 |
| 8 | Jack Nicholson | Alive | 88 |
| 7 | Warren Beatty | Alive | 88 |
| 6 | Barbara Eden | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 4 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
| 3 | Willie Nelson | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Tim Curry | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Robert Duvall | Alive | 94 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003