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This list was submitted by BoJack Hearseman on Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 at 7:08 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William ShatnerAlive94
9Michael CaineAlive92
8Jack NicholsonAlive88
7Warren BeattyAlive88
6Barbara EdenAlive?
5Eva SaintAlive?
4David AttenboroughAlive99
3Willie NelsonAlive?
2Tim CurryAlive?
1Robert DuvallAlive94
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003