This list was submitted by Dr Drunk on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 11:29 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 9 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 8 | Norman Lear | December 5th, 2023 | ? |
| 7 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 6 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
| 5 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 4 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 100 |
| 3 | Pat Robertson | June 8th, 2023 | 93 |
| 2 | Dick Vitale | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Al Roker | Alive | ? |
| 43 points | 6 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998