This list was submitted by HauntedWebmaster on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 10:27 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the The Skiing Dead Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 9 | James Baker | Alive | 96 |
| 8 | Dolly Parton | Alive | 80 |
| 7 | Donald Trump | Alive | 79 |
| 6 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 5 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
| 4 | Rudy Giuliani | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 2 | Gabe Kaplan | Alive | 81 |
| 1 | Jay Leno | Alive | 76 |
| 15 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998