This list was submitted by StiffyMcStiffy on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 8:15 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the The Dark Lords Playground Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 9 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 8 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 7 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 6 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 5 | Burt Bacharach | February 8th, 2023 | 94 |
| 4 | Harry Belafonte | April 25th, 2023 | 96 |
| 3 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
| 2 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 1 | Norman Lear | December 5th, 2023 | ? |
| 30 points | 6 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999