Pawn of the Dead

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This list was submitted by TarotGuy on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 5:27 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9Eva SaintAlive?
8Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
7Mel BrooksAlive99
6Norman Lear December 5th, 2023?
5Harry Belafonte April 25th, 202396
4Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
3Dick Van DykeAlive99
2David AttenboroughAlive99
1William DanielsAlive?
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014