Cancer is the Answer

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This list was submitted by Tumor_Makes_A_Does_In on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 3:01 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Shannen DohertyJuly 13th, 202453
9Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
8Vladimir PutinAlive?
7Jeff BridgesAlive?
6Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
5Tom BrokawAlive85
4Terry BradshawAlive?
3Toby KeithFebruary 6th, 202462
2John TeshAlive?
1Dick Van DykeAlive99
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013