Surly Deathlist

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This list was submitted by Surly1 on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 2:13 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Crypts and Bloods Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henry Kissinger November 29th, 2023100
9Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
8David AttenboroughAlive100
7Vladimir PutinAlive?
6Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
5Silvio BerlusconiAlive?
4David Crosby January 19th, 202381
3Alan GreenspanAlive100
2Pat Robertson June 8th, 202393
1Charlie SheenAlive61
31 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014