Putin's Honey Do List — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Chris C. on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 7:03 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Barker	August 26th, 2023	99
9	Henry Kissinger	November 29th, 2023	100
8	Pat Robertson	June 8th, 2023	93
7	Alan Greenspan	Alive	100
6	Jimmy Carter	December 29th, 2024	100
5	Marv Levy	Alive	100
4	Norman Lear	December 5th, 2023	?
3	Harry Belafonte	April 25th, 2023	96
2	Buzz Aldrin	Alive	96
1	Bob Newhart	July 18th, 2024	94
34 points		5 hits

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002