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This list was submitted by splittertogo on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 5:22 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
9June LockhartAlive?
8Glynis JohnsAlive100
7Rosalyn Carter November 19th, 202396
6Jimmy CarterAlive99
5Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
4Eva SaintAlive?
3Doc SeverinsenAlive?
2Gina Lollobrigida January 16th, 202395
1Marv LevyAlive98
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999