People Who Want Ice Water — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by BoJack Hearseman on Monday, December 5th, 2022 at 6:43 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	William Shatner	Alive	95
9	Tony Bennett	July 21st, 2023	96
8	Barbara Walters	December 30th, 2022	93
7	Morgan Freeman	Alive	89
6	Jack Nicholson	Alive	89
5	Dustin Hoffman	Alive	89
4	Michael Caine	Alive	93
3	George Takei	Alive	89
2	Kim Jong-un	Alive	43
1	Ronny Cox	Alive	?
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