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This list was submitted by BoJack Hearseman on Monday, December 5th, 2022 at 6:43 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William ShatnerAlive94
9Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
8Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
7Morgan FreemanAlive88
6Jack NicholsonAlive88
5Dustin HoffmanAlive88
4Michael CaineAlive92
3George TakeiAlive88
2Kim Jong-unAlive42
1Ronny CoxAlive?
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019