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This list was submitted by BoJack Hearseman on Monday, December 5th, 2022 at 6:43 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William ShatnerAlive95
9Tony Bennett July 21st, 202396
8Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
7Morgan FreemanAlive88
6Jack NicholsonAlive88
5Dustin HoffmanAlive88
4Michael CaineAlive93
3George TakeiAlive88
2Kim Jong-unAlive43
1Ronny CoxAlive?
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Batman, schmatman. Every idiot on the planet wants to talk about some rich fruitcake in tights who spends all his time dressing up and running around with a little boy. Hello? This is the same guy who gave us Courageous Cat and Cool McCool. Now there's some goddamned heroes.

(d) November 3rd, 1998