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This list was submitted by Bagger on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 6:54 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
9Sandra Day O’ConnorDecember 1st, 202393
8Doc SeverinsenAlive?
7Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
6Al JaffeeApril 10th, 2023102
5Pope Benedict XVI December 31st, 202295
4Willie MaysJune 18th, 202493
3Vin Scully August 2nd, 202294
2Angela Lansbury October 11th, 202296
1Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
5 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003