No Chance In Hell 3

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This list was submitted by toomanycards on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 4:20 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Willie MaysJune 18th, 202493
9Rod CarewAlive?
8Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
7Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
6Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
5Eva SaintAlive?
4Dick Van DykeAlive99
3David AttenboroughAlive98
2Mel BrooksAlive98
1Sidney Poitier January 6th, 202294
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002