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This list was submitted by Bones Marie on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 2:30 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2022 Where's the Beef? Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
9Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
8Clint EastwoodAlive95
7Mel BrooksAlive99
6Jerry Lee Lewis October 28th, 202287
5Dick Van DykeAlive99
4Dr. Ruth WestheimerJuly 12th, 202496
3Buzz AldrinAlive95
2Burt BacharachFebruary 8th, 202394
1Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000