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This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 11:01 AM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
9David AttenboroughAlive99
8Jack NicholsonAlive88
7Barbara FeldonAlive92
6Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
5Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
4Linda RonstadtAlive78
3Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
2Alan GreenspanAlive99
1Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
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Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002