This list was submitted by BonesBoy on Monday, January 11th, 2021 at 4:01 PM PST for The February 2021 Lee Jr..
This list is in the Deboned Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Brigitte Nielsen | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Woody Allen | Alive | 90 |
| 8 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
| 7 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 6 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
| 5 | Harrison Ford | Alive | 83 |
| 4 | Chaka Khan | Alive | 73 |
| 3 | William Shatner | Alive | 95 |
| 2 | Vera Miles | Alive | 95 |
| 1 | Edward Snowden | Alive | 42 |
| 7 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021