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This list was submitted by KingOfTheDead on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 1:50 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9Prince Philip April 9th, 202199
8Cloris Leachman January 27th, 202194
7Eva SaintAlive?
6Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
5Betty White December 31st, 202199
4Robert DuvallAlive94
3Shannen DohertyJuly 13th, 202453
2Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
1Mel BrooksAlive98
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999