Dead On Arrival

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This list was submitted by The Coroner on Wednesday, December 30th, 2020 at 1:43 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Rush Limbaugh February 17th, 202170
9Yoko OnoAlive93
8Leon Spinks February 5th, 202167
7Prince Philip April 9th, 202199
6Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
5Loretta LynnOctober 4th, 202288
4Tommy Lasorda January 7th, 202193
3Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
2David CrosbyJanuary 19th, 202381
1Harvey WeinsteinAlive?
29 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003