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This list was submitted by Lucifer's Marionette on Monday, December 28th, 2020 at 8:24 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
9Henry WinklerAlive79
8Clarence ThomasAlive?
7Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
6Clint EastwoodAlive95
5Pending Fame Committee Review 
4Ed Asner August 29th, 202191
3Bill ClintonAlive?
2Rosalyn CarterNovember 19th, 202396
1Bill GatesAlive69
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Mr. Kotter,

Please excuse Epstein from school. He's dead.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother

(d) January 26th, 2012