Holy shit. This guy is so boring even WE can't find anything interesting to say about him. Mail fraud? Oh come ON.
His nicknames were "Mr. Padre" and "Captain Video". Really? That's the best anyone could do for an 18 time all-star, 7 time silver slugger and 5 time golden glove award winner? How about "The San Diego Hammer" or "Black Lightning"? Jesus - do we have to think up EVERYTHING around here?
(d) June 16th, 2014