This list was submitted by bjaskols on Monday, December 28th, 2020 at 9:02 AM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a cancer on my prostate. Once the prostate goes above 50mph, the cancer is armed. If it drops below 50, your ex-wife takes all your money. What do you do? What do you do?
(d) May 29th, 2010