Older and Most Experienced

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This list was submitted by Chris Goulart on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 4:26 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Donald RumsfeldJune 29th, 202188
9Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
8Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
7Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
6Jane WithersAugust 7th, 202195
5Alex Trebek November 8th, 202080
4Julie NewmarAlive92
3Pending Fame Committee Review 
2Louis FarrakhanAlive92
1Jack NicholsonAlive88
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002