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This list was submitted by Susie Sicko on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 3:13 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Alex Trebek November 8th, 202080
9Roberta McCain October 12th, 2020108
8Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
7Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
6Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
5Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
4Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
3Olivia de Havilland July 26th, 2020104
2Barbara BarrieAlive?
1Donald TrumpAlive79
30 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003