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This list was submitted by SatiricalAlexandria on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 7:51 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
9Dick Van DykeAlive100
8Mel BrooksAlive100
7Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
6Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
5Olivia de Havilland July 26th, 2020104
4Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
3Tippi HedrenAlive96
2Ann-Margret OlssonAlive85
1Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

I tell you, Barn, it's gonna be good to see ol' Brownie and Kleiner and Foster again - hey, do me a favor, wouldja? Tell Wojo and Fish and the rest of the boys back at the ol' One-Two that a certain Inspector Franklin D. Luger'll be puttin' in a good word for 'em with the big guy upstairs . . . y'know, just in case. Ten-Four, Barn. Over and out.

(d) September 16th, 2002