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This list was submitted by CheckingOut on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 6:31 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Larry FlyntFebruary 10th, 202178
9Little Richard May 9th, 202087
8Dick Van DykeAlive99
7Dick ButkusOctober 5th, 202380
6Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
5Tommy LasordaJanuary 7th, 202193
4Sean Connery October 31st, 202090
3Wilford Brimley August 1st, 202085
2Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
1Donald TrumpAlive79
16 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021