This list was submitted by CheckingOut on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 6:31 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Larry Flynt | February 10th, 2021 | 78 |
9 | Little Richard | May 9th, 2020 | 87 |
8 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
7 | Dick Butkus | October 5th, 2023 | 80 |
6 | Barbara Walters | December 30th, 2022 | 93 |
5 | Tommy Lasorda | January 7th, 2021 | 93 |
4 | Sean Connery | October 31st, 2020 | 90 |
3 | Wilford Brimley | August 1st, 2020 | 85 |
2 | Val Kilmer | April 1st, 2025 | 65 |
1 | Donald Trump | Alive | 79 |
16 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021