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This list was submitted by USER02593 on Monday, December 30th, 2019 at 4:58 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Mikhail GorbachevAugust 30th, 202291
9Alex Trebek November 8th, 202080
8Rosalyn CarterNovember 19th, 202396
7Bill CosbyAlive88
6Olivia de Havilland July 26th, 2020104
5Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
4Desmond TutuDecember 26th, 202190
3Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
2Clint EastwoodAlive95
1Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021