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This list was submitted by MITINCUSA on Saturday, December 28th, 2019 at 6:43 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Kirk Douglas	February 5th, 2020	103
9	Mel Brooks	Alive	99
8	Carol Burnett	Alive	92
7	Bob Newhart	July 18th, 2024	94
6	Richard Dreyfuss	Alive	77
5	Richard Simmons	July 13th, 2024	76
4	Dick Van Dyke	Alive	99
3	John Madden	December 28th, 2021	85
2	Bob Dole	December 5th, 2021	98
1	Nancy Pelosi	Alive	85
10 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002