Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

This list was submitted by MITINCUSA on Saturday, December 28th, 2019 at 6:43 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
9Mel BrooksAlive99
8Carol BurnettAlive92
7Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
6Richard DreyfussAlive77
5Richard SimmonsJuly 13th, 202476
4Dick Van DykeAlive99
3John MaddenDecember 28th, 202185
2Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
1Nancy PelosiAlive85
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002