Better Here Than Philadelphia

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This list was submitted by Dead Eye Jack on Friday, December 27th, 2019 at 7:09 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
9Hosni Mubarak February 25th, 202091
8Roberta McCain October 12th, 2020108
7Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
6Donald TrumpAlive79
5Christopher PlummerFebruary 5th, 202191
4Joe PerryAlive?
3Brian WilsonJune 11th, 202582
2Carlos SantanaAlive?
1Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
27 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000