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This list was submitted by goddammit on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 8:57 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7Bart Starr May 26th, 201985
6Artie LangeAlive57
5Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
4Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
3Doris Day May 13th, 201997
2Mel BrooksAlive99
1Herman Wouk May 18th, 2019103
11 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002